Showing posts with label lisbon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lisbon. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

#8: Sic Transit Gloria (Lisbon, Portugal)

I had come to Portugal out of curiosity.  While traveling through Asia last year I had seen the footprints of Portugal everywhere from Goa to Macau, but never a single Portuguese.  I felt like some sheriff from a cheesy western movie, always on the heels of his man but never finding more than a smoldering campfire.  What explained their presence only in the past and their absence in the present?

Later that first day I sat on a park bench in downtown Lisbon and mulled this question.    It seemed to me that 21st century Portugal is a shadow of its golden age in the 15th and 16th centuries.  They were some of the first to sail around the world, found distant colonies and maintain profitable trade routes.  They grew rich from their colonies in Asia, Africa and South America. 

But then the massive 1755 Lisbon earthquake destroyed most of the city and crippled the empire.  Napoleon’s invasion and the granting of independence to Brazil compounded Portugal’s decline.  In the 20th century, Portugal was ruled by the Europe’s longest standing dictatorship under Antonio Salazar and his successor. 

Today, Portugal has the lowest GDP per capita in Western Europe.  The Economist recently referred to it as the ‘new sick man of Europe.’ Its low wages used to attract foreign investment, but that capital moved to Eastern Europe once wages rose too high (though current average GDP per capita is only 800 € per month – about $1,200).  The only traces of their colonial empire are the Angolan and Indian restaurants.  

Portugal is a drag on the Euro.  Many products sold in the EU have two prices on their tags: one for Europe, and another for Portugal and Greece.  These two countries, together with Italy and Spain have recently been dubbed as the P.I.G.S. of Europe, the acronym denoting the four nations that are holding back Europe's economy. 

The low prices were fine by me.  Portugal is one of the few Euro-Zone countries where a Spanish wage will actually buy you something.  For example, compare coffee prices: 4€ at a Parisian café, 2.5€ in Dublin, 1.5€ in Madrid, but never above .80€ in the swank cafés of Lisbon. 

Lisbon is the economic powerhouse of Portugal.  It produces a third of Portugal’s GDP, but as I walked around during rush-hour I thought it felt more like a village slowly waking up than a major financial city. 

Take, for instance, the park I was sitting in.  It was surrounded by centuries-old townhouses with façades crumbling from neglect.  Cracked ceramic murals depicting mighty Portuguese galleons were ironically juxtaposed next to the abandoned mansions of Portuguese nobles.  Broken buildings remained un-mended, walls un-painted, and streets un-swept.

Yet none of this mattered to me.  I found Lisbon shabby yet charming. That weekend I spent three days walking up, down and around its seven hills.  I wandered its narrow cobbled streets and lost myself in their endless twists and undulations.  I ducked down alleys and followed wall after wall of beautiful graffiti.  Yellow painted street cars carted tourists from one side of Lisbon to the other and I jumped in and watched people getting on and off. 

The summit of each hill afforded me a unique view of Lisbon.  I climbed up to the stone fortress that surmounts the largest hill and smelt the fresh winds blowing off the Atlantic.  I walked to the harbor and imagined hopping on an ancient galleon and sailing across to Brazil, Mozambique, Goa, or Macau.  I brought my notebooks with me and spent the afternoons working on my book. 

As charmed as I was by the city, I couldn’t help wondering about the future of such a nation in our globalized economy.  Modern economic theory rests upon the assumption that every nation produces at least one thing better than any other nation in the world.  This is the country’s niche, and free trade works because each country exports its niche product and imports the specialties of its trading partners. 

What are Portugal’s niche products?  The first is Port wine, the sweet dessert wine from the vineyards around the northern city of Porto.  The second is cork.  Portugal is the world’s largest producer of cork in the world.  But what happens if Port wine falls out of style or we replace organic corks with lower-cost plastic substitutes?

An old man approached me as I sat on that bench in downtown Lisbon, mulling this all over.  He was my father’s age and wore a tweed jacket and a hat reminiscent of a 1930’s paper boy.  He smiled at me and asked me in Portuguese if I wanted to buy hashish or cocaine.  I politely declined in Spanish.  ‘Heroin?’ he asked.  Tampoco.

Sic transit gloria.  Yes, the empires of Europe have all crumbled.  And in downtown Lisbon in 2010 it may be easier to find hash than a well-preserved building or a 2€ coffee.  But what a charming place to visit. 

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

#7: The Anarchist's Pad Pt. 1 (Lisbon, Portugal)

It was The Anarchist’s CouchSurfing profile that had initially piqued my curiosity.  

For one thing, he had an absurd number of friends and references – something like 300 compared to my 20.  But it was the contradictory statements in his profile that intrigued me more.  Despite all his positive reviews from other CouchSurfers (He’s awesome, you gotta stay with him!...The most unique surfer I have met…), in his ‘About Me’ section, he had described himself as a ‘dirty, foul-mouthed man…and a misanthrope.’  He was in a number of CS groups, including the Anarchists and Atheists groups. 

Curious to learn more about him, I had sent him a message requesting to surf with him.   A few hours later I received the following reply:

 

 

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I was not sure what to make of this ‘transmission’ but nevertheless enthused to hear that he could host me.  I sent him a casual message asking if there was anything he wanted me to bring him from Spain, such as Spanish wine, cheese or chorizo.  He sent me the following message: 

 

 

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I caught the overnight train from Madrid to Lisbon and arrived early in the morning, still completely unsure of what I was about to walk into.  I rode the metro to his house and watched the commuters shuffling in and out on their way to work.  Normal people.  I wondered what my weekend with The Anarchist would entail. 

The house looked normal enough from the outside.  I glanced at the note in my hand: Number 27, Ground Floor


His door had a sign over it with a symbol and a message which read:

Left is right
Reverse your thinking
Counter-Clockwise insight

No need for tinkering



There are many clear No’s
That we Yes far too frequently
But at this humble hatch it isn’t so

We cherish our misanthropy

 

Odd.  I rang the doorbell.  Nothing.  I rang it two more times with no success.  I looked at my watch and wondered if he had already gone to work.  

Then I heard a rumble on the other side of the wall and suddenly the door swung open and revealed a shirtless, dreadlocked, unshaven man rubbing his eyes. 

“I was sleeping,” he said. 

“Sorry, I didn’t know if…” I started, but he cut me off. 

“Don’t worry about it.  Look,” He slapped his hand against a laminated sheet of paper on the wall, “Here are the guidelines of the house.  Read them so you know what to expect in my house. I’m going back to sleep.”   With that, he turned, stumbled back upstairs and slammed his door shut behind him.

I read the laminated paper:

WE PROVIDE:
4 beds; 2 emergency beds; 3 tents; 2 lounge beds; internet access; wifi in the garden; musical instruments; movie nights; free dumpster dived food; communal dinners; insightful dissertations on the human condition; offensive humor; smelly feet; genuine honesty; an average of 2-5 people from all over the world every day; walking distance from bus stations and the airport; fast cheap transportation all day and night to all turisty shit; occasional crazy drunken nights; keys to get in; international swear words; rare variants of the flu virus; chance of getting an STD from a different continent; multicolored hair clogging the drain; graffiti all over the place; cheap strobe light induced spasms and seizures while dancing in the kitchen; no bullshit at all.

WE REQUIRE:
NOTHING! you do whatever the fuck you want. if you are looking for friendship, meaningful connections, sex, pampering or some kind of tour guide you can look somewhere else. it's a free place to stay. that's it. stop whining. I don't even care if you read this. that big (A) is real. if you understand that, you are very welcome to the shit hole.

 

The rules were what you might expect from an anarchist – there were none.  Only guidelines.  And though CouchSurfing is predicated on the tacit understanding that the guest gives back to his host in exchange for the hospitality, The Anarchist made no such obligations.  All he asked was that his guests not be abusive assholes – though he defended their right to be so if they wished. 

I let out a deep breath and decided to take a tour of The Anarchist’s pad. 

The kitchen was a disaster.  The combination of countless communal dinners and collective neglect had left the place in a shambles.  Half-clean pots and pans huddled around the sink, half-eaten leftovers rotted away on the counter, and half-drunk wine bottles belched the stench of cheap port into the stale air.

The “Surfers’ Room” was a fifteen square foot space crammed wall to wall with four mattresses.  An old computer was wedged in the corner.  Two or three people were buried under the covers sleeping.  I could only see an odd-number of feet poking out from below.  I dropped my backpack on the ground and jumped back when I heard the frightened yelp of a dog emerge from under my bag.  

Jesus, I thought. This is going to be one hell of an interesting weekend.